Remember that time I ran away to join the circus?
It really didn't last very long becuase I learned quickly that I had no discernible talent when it comes to visual performance. Luckily for me, it wasn't the only means of getting paid to travel the world (or at least part of it).
My other option? Learn all of European history in the space of a few months!
I failed that too. BUT:
I did learn enough to tell you a little bit about a lot of places. Like a very wise, blue haired, yellow skinned lady once said: "All I have to do is stay one lesson ahead of the kid." And so I shall.
So hold on to your seats - and make sure you visit the bathroom before we go because we have a long ride ahead of us!
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Visit the Great Wall of China
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Go to the Louvre and see the Mona Lisa
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See the Great Pyramids of Giza
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Hike the Inca Trail and see Machu Picchu
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have a white christmas
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